We’re not exactly sure what fidget spinner porn is, or what the heck a fidget spinner really even is.
But Pornhub is reporting that searches for porn involving fidget spinners are on the rise on its website.
“In just over 10 days, there were 2.5 million Fidget Spinner searches on Pornhub,” site officials say. “Making it the top trending term and 5th most popular search in May!”
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There’s one thing about today’s adult film market: almost anything is on the table as far porn genres go.
And based on this YouTube video of a professional fidget spinner (huh?), it was only a matter of a time before someone figured out how to use one of these things as a sex toy. More evidence of the decline of Western Civilization.