Here’s a word of advice, kids: don’t drink and fight. It almost never ends well.
Fortunately, this intoxicated instigator managed to leave with only his pride being hurt instead of a black eye.
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But seriously, this guy should’ve just walked away from the situation, chugged a few glasses of water at home, and called it a night.
Instead, we have this ridiculous video of one of the worst fights of all time. So thanks for that, we guess.