People that say threesomes or orgies are overrated probably fall into two categories: those trying to convince themselves that they’re not missing what they’ll likely never have the good fortune of partaking in, and the select few who’ve actually been there, done that and for some unfathomable reason didn’t enjoy it, which is an issue unto itself.
Because, let’s face it, a decent amount of us dudes out there spend a good percentage of our adult lives fantasizing about making a menage a trois (or more) a reality. We’re not sure what category Twitter user @wenotsocks falls into, but he recently went on a lengthy rant about why orgies are overrated.
Twenty tweets later, we’re still trying to figure it out. Here’s a few of them:
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839594836130951173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839596037270618112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839596428984987650?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839596751518588932?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839596928820195332?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/WeNotSocks/status/839601859367141376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
This guy’s definitely got some good material, though. He’s like the Chris Rock of orgy humor.