The only good things that happen at diners after midnight are customers quietly finishing their meals and then actually paying for them.

Some of us, who shall remain nameless, would frequent places like Denny’s after a night of partying back in the day (by the way, there’s absolutely nothing better than an omelette and hash browns on these occasions), and if there wasn’t a fight or two or patrons eating then literally running out on their bills, it was an extremely slow night.

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In this particular viral video, a wild scuffle breaks out around 4 a..m at a Denny’s in Albany, NY, which is made all the more entertaining by the play-by-play commentary of the dude recording it.

Looks like not much has changed.

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Rick is a freelance writer based in Reading, Pa, one hour west of Philadelphia. He's covered hard news and sports for a variety of websites and print publications over the years, first cutting his teeth as a newshound for the Temple University student newspaper.