There’s a dental dam joke here somewhere. A 62-year-old woman and 55-year-old man were picked up by police after they were caught having sex on the front steps of a dental office in Florida Wednesday night.
According to St. Petersburg police, Merri-Anne Bromley and David Wheeler were busted having sexual intercourse outside of St. Pete Modern Dentistry in plain view on the front steps of the office.
Upon the initial officer arriving, the two carried on about there business, but were eventually separated by police. They were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, which is a misdemeanor.
Bromley — who has quite the extensive rap sheet, with past charges including theft, obstruction and carrying an open container — was locked up on a bond of $250, while Wheeler was released from jail on his own recognizance.
(h/t The Smoking Gun)