You know the meme that goes “Behold the field where I grow my fucks and see that it is barren?”
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This Philly person is that meme in real life.

The teen, dubbed “Mr. DGAF” by Barstool Sports’ Instagram, was caught on video sitting on a ledge as three girls fought. The fight itself was boring, but this witness made up for it.
Just watch what he does or, rather, what he doesn’t do.
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The guy sits there stone-faced as if to say, “Can I get a DGAF coffee with a side of plumber’s crack?” The only thing more prominent in this video than his indifference was, in fact, someone’s butt crack.

He even yawns at the end for good measure. That is some expert-level apathy, and we can’t get enough.