Tatted-up babe Megan Massacre might be one of the hottest tattoo artists in the business

If the tatted up look is your thing, then Megan Massacre is the girl for you. Not only is she covered in tattoos herself, but she’s also a pretty badass tattoo artist. So, if you’re in the market for some new ink, she could hook you up.

Once upon a time, she starred in the TLC show NY Ink for the duration of its three season run from 2011-2013.

The former reality TV star was interviewed by Maxim, where she dished on everything from tattooing to her love life. Here’s a few of the interview’s highlights:

Where’s the sexiest place for a guy to get inked?
I think my favorite placement for a guy is when they have a full front torso tattoo that’s neck to stomach.

How can a guy catch your attention?
I usually like guys who are ambitious and passionate when it comes to their careers. Also creative, and little eccentric.

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
Years ago, when I was buying a new iPhone one time, the guy selling me the phone was hitting on me. He was telling me this was just his side job while he was off tour, so he could get the discount. I asked what band he was in and he replied, “A little band called Marcy Playground, I’m sure you’ve heard of it. I play bass and produce.”

He then handed me his business card as a realtor (also a side job) and asked me to give him a call sometime. My friend who was accompanying me proceeded to Wikipedia this guy while we were talking and my friend blew up his spot saying that it claimed online he subbed in for bass one time at one show.

He got so flustered, he accidentally sold me the wrong phone. He told me I had to come back the next day to return it because there was some 24 hour policy on returns. I then called for the manager, who then made him purchase my new phone, and deal with the return the next day.

How do you let a guy know you’re interested?
Ha, I don’t usually!

What part of your body do you most like to show off?
My brain 😉