There’s this thing called a governor that stops us from doing and saying things that we shouldn’t. Things like explaining your boyfriend’s tattoo, which he traded for a line of coke in prison, on social media.
By all appearances, Twitter user lil guts, who gave cyberspace all that and more in a recent series of tweets that have now gone viral, never got one of those.
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my bf traded a line of coke for a tattoo n he got my name tatted on him 💖💖💖💖 wish he wasn't in jail so i could see it 🙂
— local milf (@CHOPSTlCK) April 23, 2017
It’s not much of a shock that some of her other social media posts are way too blue to repost on this site. Here’s some of the tamer stuff, though:
my fav filter@ pic.twitter.com/48SAJGqZlW
— local milf (@CHOPSTlCK) April 15, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGBDhAGGgtX/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAqRFlqGgo9/