Some people just shouldn’t ride motorcycles.
Having ridden around the cul-de-sac on a Schwinn with a banana seat and playing cards in the spokes as a pre-pubescent does not automatically qualify you to get on one. That somehow seems to be the popular opinion, though.
The guy in this video’s the perfect advertisement for the idea. If you don’t know that riding a motorcycle is one of those things that requires hyperfocus virtually 100 percent of the time, and he obviously doesn’t, you probably shouldn’t be riding one.
Otherwise, you could end up picking your teeth off the ground (or far worse) like this dude.