In West Palm Beach, Florida, a woman allegedly stabbed a man in his buttocks this past Saturday with a kitchen knife. Talk about a real pain in the ass, right?

It was reported by the Palm Beach Post that the man was dropping off children late Saturday at Shavon Mckinzy’s home, which is located just outside the West Palm Beach city limits. There is no indication of the relationship between the children and adults in the police report.

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Sheriff’s officials said the man felt something stab his upper right buttocks as he turned to leave, only to turn around and see McKinzy holding a knife. He then ran from her and was able to get away, which prompted her to take off in a black Toyota.

The man suffered a two-inch cut, but refused any medical attention beyond it being bandaged up, reports state.

Mckinzy was arrested late Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, but was released the following day from the Palm Beach County Jail on a bond of $5,000.

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